10 things to do when you have no money...

1. Start a blog
2. Drink tea
3. Sit on the internet for hours at a time pressing the refresh button hoping that a new picture comment will come through on your myspace
4. Bathe. But without bubble bath because obviously, that costs
5. Listen to the leaked Sophie Ellis Bextor tracks over and over until your housemates' ears bleed
6. Sleep
7. Shout, cry, whinge and moan about the lack of money
8. Cut your own hair
9. Pretend your tidying your room when in actual fact you are trying to find a t-shirt that doesn't smell
and 10. Read the free Lidl things that come through the post with their latest bargains on.

But never, NEVER EVER EVER, do the copious amounts of work that is due in so you can complete your degree. Just don't. Don't even open your uni bag.

Uni fucking sucks ass. As my friend Harriet put it on facebook. BAMMJ, more like BUMMJ if you ask me.

In the beginning...

There was a boy. He was 21, and had run out of ambition. So he thought 'I know, lets set up a blog and inform the world of the things I think they need to know'

And so he set up that blog. And he saw that it was good.

From that point on he filled the blog with anecdotes, quips, stories and pictures, and he saw again, that it was good.